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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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