ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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