ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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