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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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