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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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