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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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