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Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
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