ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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