ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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