ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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