ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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