ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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