ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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