ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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