ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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