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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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