ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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