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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 1 OCTOBER 2017
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
  2. You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
  3. You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
  4. You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
  5. You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
  6. True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
  7. Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.

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