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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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