ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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