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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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