ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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