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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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