ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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