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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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