ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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