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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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