ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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