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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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