ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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