ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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