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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 2 FEBRUARY 2020
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
  2. The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
  3. Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
  4. Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
  5. You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
  6. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  7. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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