ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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