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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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