ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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