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Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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