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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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