ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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