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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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