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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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