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SUNDAY, 29 JANUARY 1956
Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
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