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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
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