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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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