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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
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- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
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