ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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