ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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