ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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