ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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