ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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