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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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